Let's say "Aloha", to everyone we meet

This time of year we see the light

It's not a faux pas, to kiss right on the street

There is no kapu love Tonight

It's time to blow The Christmas Conch

And set the tiki torch ablaze

We'll dance and sing and eat and have a blast

It's time to blow The Christmas Conch

And cast aside our wicked ways

We'll spread so much Aloha, it'll last

Let's hang the stockings, on the tiki bar

Presents underneath the tree

Now who's that knocking on the cookie jar?

Some say it's Santa, could it be?

It's time to blow The Christmas Conch

And regift Grandma's old fruitcake

To feed it to our guests would be a crime

It's time to blow The Christmas Conch

Make sure the neighbors are awake

They'll thank us if they're not, it's Christmas time

It's time to blow The Christmas Conch

And let the far off islands know

Okolehao is flowing, just say when

It's time to blow The Christmas Conch

And shred some coconuts for snow

Let's spread the word, it's Christmas time again

Let's dance the Hula, grass skirts swayin' 'round

Hands that say "good cheer"

Each proud makua, is morning headache bound

When children's wake up calls they hear

It's time to blow The Christmas Conch

Announce the party has begun

The palm trees all aglow with lights and tinsel hanging

Blow The Christmas Conch

Until the last carol is sung

The ukuleles strummin' and the pahus banging

Blow The Christmas Conch

And dance the hula all night long

We'll chase those nasty Winter blues away

It's time to blow The Christmas Conch

And sing our island Christmas song

Let's spread the word, a king is born this day

Let's spread the word, a king is born this day

We'll spread the word, a king is born this day